Once upon a time I was a professional journalist, at a freelance and full time editorial level. Then some other life activities got in the way, and for one reason or another I ended up having to leave the heady fields of scribbling and scrobbling behind for other pastures. Not necessarily greener, just other. Anyway, not writing has left quite the void in my life the past couple of years, and so this marks my return to spouting next level claptrap via my fingers and an Apple laptop. Look hard enough and you might see me sitting in some Starbucks sipping on a Coffee Frap tippy-tapping away like my voice is valid, like all the other cunts. Don’t call it a comeback.

Raised in Wales this contributor now lives in and around the busy seaside town of Brighton, UK. Rarely seen outside the confines of his house, the contributor prefers sitting motionless at his vidi-screen during the day and passive recalcitrance during the evenings. He is not half as clever as he thinks he which is not very clever at all. Talk to him on Twitter here: http://www.twitter.com/paul_carr

Nervoso72826 is a retired musician, who spends his time travelling through life with the companions he deserves whilst listening to the Wu-Tang Clan. He also contributes to Triplethink. His heroes are Clint Eastwood and David Beckham. He is pretty sure he has reached his expiration point.